dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you’d never get addicted but did.

taliabobalia:

shipitbabyonemoretime:

fucklikelarry:

crossroadtwins:

im-everybodys-whore:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

h3yd4v3:

castielspleasureisdeancock:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

the-bad-boy-salvatore:

dontscratchtheimpala:

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WHERE ARE THE NOTES???!?!?!

This fucking post doesn’t show notes… I think this job is for the Winchesters image

I think we broke it 

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0 NOTES

WE BROKE ITTTT

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD

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padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

warblerlandredvines36:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

My dog woke up and stared at me when I played it.

I Can Feel the Love Tonight

landofrunawayangels:

Lyrics:

My brother is a moron.
And he doesn’t have a clue.
He’s got a boyfriend, doesn’t realize
HE’S STARING RIGHT AT YOU!
Just quit it with your eye-sex,
Just go and get it on.
Our lives are short so making a frickin’ move
Before the chance is gone!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean’s brooding and Cas is oblivious!
Put me out of my misery

Dean, don’t be scared of feelings,
Just go get your own room.
I’m sick of awkwardly third-wheeling;
You’ve got to do it soon!

Cas, he’s kinda stupid.
Was Purgat’ry this bad?
I don’t get how you can put up with him;
This is really sad!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean is brooding and Cas is oblivious,
Put me out of my misery.

I can feel the love tonight,
So I ask, why can’t they?!
Unless I drag a cupid down right here,
They’ll push it all away.

But Dean won’t fall in love tonight,
It can be assumed.
Because that’s Dean,
And somehow we love him.

In short, we all are doomed!

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!